Wouldn't want to have one of those things smack me in the face...
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Name: completly his
Date: 2007-07-17 00:00:21
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haha... dildo why were guys playing with those?? :]
Name: Nihilistic_Weasel
Date: 2006-05-15 20:13:46
Subject: 7 pds. of wow....
Yeah thats like a movie from my wedding night. *lol* But seriously folks, there is nothing funny about a man being knocked unconcious by an enormous penis, unless that man is Epoch, in which case its hilarious... (And yes Epoch, we all know youve been clubbed by a giant dong, I mean, Im pretty sure you paid to have it done last time...)
Name: Epoch
Date: 2006-05-12 23:10:08
Subject: wow.
Ive done that.
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Look! Larpers! Er wait. They didn't have 7 pound phallus back in the dark ages? Well they weren't rubber anyway. Anybody ever seen A Clockwork Orange, cause this ketchup reminds us of that movie. Maybe its the giant penis smacking someone in the face. A little "Ultra Violence" anyone?